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[shikosuki]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, CHOROMATSU. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 033.03.000.33 *** CalicoBoy has joined 033.03.000.33 <CalicoBoy> Hi! You've reached Choromatsu! <CalicoBoy> If you need me, feel free to leave a message. <CalicoBoy> Unless you're actually looking for my brothers. <CalicoBoy> In which case please go away. <CalicoBoy> Thanks!

Comments

[titularly]

its just a prank!! no ones going to get super pissed over it you dont have to apologize

well

okay karamatsu believes it 100% but thats karamatsu
he'll be fine

[shikosuki]

[ god nothing about that surprises him ]

Of COURSE he does.
You probably should have just left him out of it.

You really don't think anyone else is THAT stupid though?

[titularly]

yeah now that you say that i think i probably shouldve

but no
no i dont

it takes a special brand of...... karamatsu
to seriously fall for a joke like that

most people spread those things because its funny!

[shikosuki]

And what about the special brand of people that hang around that special brand of Karamatsu

You know the ones he's going to be sending this to

[ DO YOU SEE HIS POINT HERE YET OSOMATSU

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER ]

[titularly]

if his friends are dumb enough to believe it and freak out over it its not my fault

its their fault for being stupid

[shikosuki]

They're not going to feel that way when you realize you made it up.

But no seriously who else have you been sending this to

I can still throw your stuff in the lake

[titularly]

i only sent it to a couple of people jeez!

im sorry mom i didnt realize i wasnt allowed to joke around without my stuff being tHROWN IN THE LAKE

[arent you supposed to wash his mouth out with soap or spank him or

no

forget i wrote that]

[shikosuki]

[ i can't believe you made me read that with my own two eyes ]

BCUZ ITS NOT EVN A FUNNY JOKE IDIT

whatever

[titularly]

idit

[shikosuki]

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*idiot

if u think osos not petty enough to drive this into the ground

[titularly]

i d i t

I EXPECT NOTHING LESS

[shikosuki]

sTOP

[titularly]

rising iditfappyski

[shikosuki]

[ there's a long pause between replies and then ]

bye niisan going to the lake see you later

[ some time after that message is sent if Osomatsu's still at home he might hear the front door suddenly slam shut ]

[titularly]

wait choromatsu i was just kidding!

[But Choromatsu doesn't heed his elder brother's words.. and pretty soon after there's the sound of the front door slamming shut.

Osomatsu gets up from the couch and turns around, opening the window to the balcony and he scrambles on it to look outside where his brother is.]

Choromatsu wait!!!

[shikosuki]

[ Sorry Choromatsu is fucking outtie bro, booking it like Ichimatsu when he stole Todomatsu's clothes at the bath house. Which is what he has in his arms by the way. Some of Osomatsu's clothes. He was probably able to grab them so easily because he was doing laundry or something.

He is already pretty far from the house (werebear speed and all) but he's not THAT far yet. Definitely not stopping for that yell though. ]

[titularly]

CHOROMATSU!!!

[WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

At least Osomatsu has wings, which means he's going to use said wings as he jumps over the railing of the balcony, to chase down his little brother.]

CHOROMATSU I NEED THOSE---

[please choromatsu.. look into your heart... he only has the hoodie karamatsu made him with the sparkly matsu on the front.....]

[shikosuki]

[ He looks behind him for a moment and-- SHIT HE FORGOT HE COULD FLY WITH THOSE ]

I WARNED YOU! I WARNED YOU, YOU SHITTY ELDEST!! YOU BRING THIS ON YOURSELF!

[ Yeah, no intent on stopping or slowing down ]