This is the first time I've written a letter, so I'm a bit nervous. “What's this out of the blue?” “Gross.” “Is your self-awareness rising again?” I'm sure you all might think that but this is my first time being apart from all of you for so long. I'm not alive to say it face-to-face anymore and I'd be sort of embarrassed to do that anyway, so I thought I'd write a letter.
Since I've been kidnapped, I've had a lot of time to think about things on my own. In the end I decided to take my own life. The others will probably tell you everything you need to know about our circumstances, but I couldn't handle it anymore. Couldn't handle all the death, the executions, the pain, and most of all, being away from all of you. I was told you were okay, but it got so hard to believe after a while, and the thought that I was alone, no longer a sextuplet, was too much for me. So I hope you could forgive me for leaving you all like this... for making you quintuplets.
Now that I'm not there to nag you anymore though, I'll say it one last time: please get serious and try to stop being NEETs already. Please just find jobs and learn to be responsible. I know you're probably rolling your eyes, going “this again?” or calling me a hypocrite. But I mean it. Please take this seriously. You're my precious brothers, even if you're also a pack of stupid assholes, and I don't want people to think of you as scum forever. I want you to succeed, to find something you love and that makes you happy besides lazing around all day. Something that'll let you find happiness, find someone you can spend your whole life with (BESIDES Totoko-chan) and start families! I wanted all of us to become proper people, functioning members of society – people that aren't shitty and useless. And I can't do that anymore, so you all have to on your own. I know you can. I give you crap all the time but I believe in you. And even though I'm gone now I'm never going to stop believing or supporting you.
I shouldn't go on too long, I don't have much time. But I also have things I want to say to each of you. Todomatsu: you're still a dry monster, but you're also our baby brother. We pick on you and give you shit because of that but we care, really! That's why we don't like it when you hide stuff from us. I wish you would stop lying and actually tell us more, but I hope you succeed on your own. Also, you'll have to get someone else to take you to the washroom at night or do it yourself from now on. Jyushimatsu: I still have no idea what the hell is going on with you. I'd say I hope you slow down and start making sense some day but then you wouldn't be Jyushimatsu anymore, huh? So I guess always keep that energy and that smile. Also, I'm sure you'll see you-know-who again, I believe in you two! Ichimatsu: I think you can make friends that aren't just us or your cats – look, I did! You just have to get over your fears and care for yourself a little more, at least that's how I see it. And even if you don't want to... please at least try taking care of yourself for my sake. Karamatsu: for fuck's sakes please tone it down. We ignore you because you're embarrassing. That being said, please stop with the “no plan” stuff. I'm not there anymore to take care of you if things go poorly, so you have to make sure you can do so on your own now. I know you can.
That just leaves you Osomatsu-niisan.
I want to say I'm sorry. I hurt you a lot, didn't I? I didn't even realize... we used to do everything together but then I started focusing on my own things, not even caring how you felt. I don't know why you reacted the way you did when I moved out, but I think I'm starting to understand. Were you scared of being alone? Scared of what would happen to you if the rest of us moved on with our lives? I'm just guessing... I honestly don't know what's going on in your head some days. But I know it's been hard for me to be on my own, never knowing if you're even okay or alive. I can only imagine you felt something similar.
I want you to know that moving away from home was one of the hardest things I've ever done. And being away from you all here and choosing what I've done now was even harder. Without the rest of you I feel like nothing. But we can't be that way forever Osomatsu-niisan. We have to move forward and make our own lives. That's what I wanted... for myself, for you, for all of us. It's scary, I know, but you have to eventually. I hope you can some day forgive me. For hurting you, for leaving you. You're still a freaking idiot and have always been a pain in the ass, but you're also my big brother and my best friend. Nothing will ever change that. Not even me being gone.
I wish we could have taken that trip together though. I should have taken you up on that after all.
There's a lot more I want to say but don't have the time for, so I'll stop here. Please take care of mom and dad for me. The people that should be bringing you this are good people so please try to treat them well and not be huge jerks. I wish I could be introducing you to them all myself. I don't know who's still left of our group but... even the ones who don't seem like good people aren't so bad. Even the super villain can be nice sometimes. (Please don't piss off the yakuza though, for fuck's sakes.) I wasn't super close to everyone but I consider most of them to be my friends, so please be nice!
I love you, my precious, stupid brothers. And I always will.
Choromatsu
(P.S. DON'T CALL ME FAPPYMATSU IN FRONT OF THEM!!!)
My brothers
This is the first time I've written a letter, so I'm a bit nervous. “What's this out of the blue?” “Gross.” “Is your self-awareness rising again?” I'm sure you all might think that but this is my first time being apart from all of you for so long. I'm not alive to say it face-to-face anymore and I'd be sort of embarrassed to do that anyway, so I thought I'd write a letter.
Since I've been kidnapped, I've had a lot of time to think about things on my own. In the end I decided to take my own life. The others will probably tell you everything you need to know about our circumstances, but I couldn't handle it anymore. Couldn't handle all the death, the executions, the pain, and most of all, being away from all of you. I was told you were okay, but it got so hard to believe after a while, and the thought that I was alone, no longer a sextuplet, was too much for me. So I hope you could forgive me for leaving you all like this... for making you quintuplets.
Now that I'm not there to nag you anymore though, I'll say it one last time: please get serious and try to stop being NEETs already. Please just find jobs and learn to be responsible. I know you're probably rolling your eyes, going “this again?” or calling me a hypocrite. But I mean it. Please take this seriously. You're my precious brothers, even if you're also a pack of stupid assholes, and I don't want people to think of you as scum forever. I want you to succeed, to find something you love and that makes you happy besides lazing around all day. Something that'll let you find happiness, find someone you can spend your whole life with (BESIDES Totoko-chan) and start families! I wanted all of us to become proper people, functioning members of society – people that aren't shitty and useless. And I can't do that anymore, so you all have to on your own. I know you can. I give you crap all the time but I believe in you. And even though I'm gone now I'm never going to stop believing or supporting you.
I shouldn't go on too long, I don't have much time. But I also have things I want to say to each of you. Todomatsu: you're still a dry monster, but you're also our baby brother. We pick on you and give you shit because of that but we care, really! That's why we don't like it when you hide stuff from us. I wish you would stop lying and actually tell us more, but I hope you succeed on your own. Also, you'll have to get someone else to take you to the washroom at night or do it yourself from now on. Jyushimatsu: I still have no idea what the hell is going on with you. I'd say I hope you slow down and start making sense some day but then you wouldn't be Jyushimatsu anymore, huh? So I guess always keep that energy and that smile. Also, I'm sure you'll see you-know-who again, I believe in you two! Ichimatsu: I think you can make friends that aren't just us or your cats – look, I did! You just have to get over your fears and care for yourself a little more, at least that's how I see it. And even if you don't want to... please at least try taking care of yourself for my sake. Karamatsu: for fuck's sakes please tone it down. We ignore you because you're embarrassing. That being said, please stop with the “no plan” stuff. I'm not there anymore to take care of you if things go poorly, so you have to make sure you can do so on your own now. I know you can.
That just leaves you Osomatsu-niisan.
I want to say I'm sorry. I hurt you a lot, didn't I? I didn't even realize... we used to do everything together but then I started focusing on my own things, not even caring how you felt. I don't know why you reacted the way you did when I moved out, but I think I'm starting to understand. Were you scared of being alone? Scared of what would happen to you if the rest of us moved on with our lives? I'm just guessing... I honestly don't know what's going on in your head some days. But I know it's been hard for me to be on my own, never knowing if you're even okay or alive. I can only imagine you felt something similar.
I want you to know that moving away from home was one of the hardest things I've ever done. And being away from you all here and choosing what I've done now was even harder. Without the rest of you I feel like nothing. But we can't be that way forever Osomatsu-niisan. We have to move forward and make our own lives. That's what I wanted... for myself, for you, for all of us. It's scary, I know, but you have to eventually. I hope you can some day forgive me. For hurting you, for leaving you. You're still a freaking idiot and have always been a pain in the ass, but you're also my big brother and my best friend. Nothing will ever change that. Not even me being gone.
I wish we could have taken that trip together though. I should have taken you up on that after all.
There's a lot more I want to say but don't have the time for, so I'll stop here. Please take care of mom and dad for me. The people that should be bringing you this are good people so please try to treat them well and not be huge jerks. I wish I could be introducing you to them all myself. I don't know who's still left of our group but... even the ones who don't seem like good people aren't so bad. Even the super villain can be nice sometimes. (Please don't piss off the yakuza though, for fuck's sakes.) I wasn't super close to everyone but I consider most of them to be my friends, so please be nice!
I love you, my precious, stupid brothers. And I always will.
Choromatsu
(P.S. DON'T CALL ME FAPPYMATSU IN FRONT OF THEM!!!)