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on november 3rd!

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There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

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[shikosuki]

[shikosuki]

Once upon a time there was a shitty eldest. He was an idiot and liked to play tricks on his poor brothers. One day, one brother finally had enough and decided to get back at him.

By taking all his stuff and throwing it in the lake.

:>

If you don't want to end up like that shitty eldest, apologize to your brothers and STOP BEING A SHIT today!!

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why dont you ever play along

[shikosuki]

Because I'm not 10 anymore.

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you were more fun when you WERE 10

[shikosuki]

Whatever.

How many people did you send this to???

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if i tell you are you gonna go around telling them its fake like the no-fun police???

"HEADS UP EVERYONE THAT TEXT IS FAKE AND I'M A BIG NERD WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO HAVE ANY FUN WEE-OO WEE-OO"

[shikosuki]

No.

But I'll know how many apologies I'll have to prepare when they realize it's all nonsense.

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its just a prank!! no ones going to get super pissed over it you dont have to apologize

well

okay karamatsu believes it 100% but thats karamatsu
he'll be fine

[shikosuki]

[ god nothing about that surprises him ]

Of COURSE he does.
You probably should have just left him out of it.

You really don't think anyone else is THAT stupid though?

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yeah now that you say that i think i probably shouldve

but no
no i dont

it takes a special brand of...... karamatsu
to seriously fall for a joke like that

most people spread those things because its funny!

[shikosuki]

And what about the special brand of people that hang around that special brand of Karamatsu

You know the ones he's going to be sending this to

[ DO YOU SEE HIS POINT HERE YET OSOMATSU

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER ]

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if his friends are dumb enough to believe it and freak out over it its not my fault

its their fault for being stupid

[shikosuki]

They're not going to feel that way when you realize you made it up.

But no seriously who else have you been sending this to

I can still throw your stuff in the lake

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i only sent it to a couple of people jeez!

im sorry mom i didnt realize i wasnt allowed to joke around without my stuff being tHROWN IN THE LAKE

[arent you supposed to wash his mouth out with soap or spank him or

no

forget i wrote that]

[shikosuki]

[ i can't believe you made me read that with my own two eyes ]

BCUZ ITS NOT EVN A FUNNY JOKE IDIT

whatever

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idit

[shikosuki]

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*idiot

if u think osos not petty enough to drive this into the ground

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i d i t

I EXPECT NOTHING LESS

[shikosuki]

sTOP

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rising iditfappyski

[shikosuki]

[ there's a long pause between replies and then ]

bye niisan going to the lake see you later

[ some time after that message is sent if Osomatsu's still at home he might hear the front door suddenly slam shut ]

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wait choromatsu i was just kidding!

[But Choromatsu doesn't heed his elder brother's words.. and pretty soon after there's the sound of the front door slamming shut.

Osomatsu gets up from the couch and turns around, opening the window to the balcony and he scrambles on it to look outside where his brother is.]

Choromatsu wait!!!

[shikosuki]

[ Sorry Choromatsu is fucking outtie bro, booking it like Ichimatsu when he stole Todomatsu's clothes at the bath house. Which is what he has in his arms by the way. Some of Osomatsu's clothes. He was probably able to grab them so easily because he was doing laundry or something.

He is already pretty far from the house (werebear speed and all) but he's not THAT far yet. Definitely not stopping for that yell though. ]