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Hey Choromatsu! It's your past self. I know what you're thinking: "This is ridiculous! Why am I reading a book written by myself? How do I know I even wrote this, I'm not a journal keeping person!" Well:
- You keep your porn under the floorboards of the top right corner of the closet, wrapped in 3 paper bags
- When you were 8 you broke one of mom's family heirlooms and blamed it on Todomatsu
- You were the one who broke off that mascot's head with Osomatsu at Tokyo Disneyland and traumatized Karamatsu
Now that I've proven I'm you, listen to me carefully:
You've forgotten something important. Again.
If the theory that our memories were stolen was true then this is in case they're taken once more and you forget everyone all over again. I kept this journal just in case that happened. If you read through this you might be able to remember how you felt about everyone... hopefully at least.
- You keep your porn under the floorboards of the top right corner of the closet, wrapped in 3 paper bags
- When you were 8 you broke one of mom's family heirlooms and blamed it on Todomatsu
- You were the one who broke off that mascot's head with Osomatsu at Tokyo Disneyland and traumatized Karamatsu
Now that I've proven I'm you, listen to me carefully:
You've forgotten something important. Again.
If the theory that our memories were stolen was true then this is in case they're taken once more and you forget everyone all over again. I kept this journal just in case that happened. If you read through this you might be able to remember how you felt about everyone... hopefully at least.
Week 1
- I've been here a week now. It's some kind of empty mall? Why a mall? Where is everyone?
- My hair is longer and I have these scars on my arms?Nishitani says they're self inflicted. How?
- Champion title is currently Useless Brother. It's complete bullshit. I left some suggestions with that Overseer guy though.
- NOT A GAG ANIME AT ALL. POSSIBLE GENRE CROSSOVER?? I DON'T KNOW.NISHITANI AND CHURCH TRIED BLOWING UP A WALL AND THAT DOUCHE PUNISHED THEM BY BURNING AND ELECTROCUTING THEM??? WHAT GENRE IS THIS???
- Almost cut the hair. Didn't. For some reason it feels like I shouldn't.
- Everyone here is nice.
- I've been here a week now. It's some kind of empty mall? Why a mall? Where is everyone?
- My hair is longer and I have these scars on my arms?
- Champion title is currently Useless Brother. It's complete bullshit. I left some suggestions with that Overseer guy though.
- NOT A GAG ANIME AT ALL. POSSIBLE GENRE CROSSOVER?? I DON'T KNOW.
- Almost cut the hair. Didn't. For some reason it feels like I shouldn't.
- Everyone here is nice.
Week 2
- Night patrol robots?? What???
- Zanarkand(?)'s bosses getting desperate? Not only the robots but motives too?
- Motive was a secrets one. Mine said "After a year of whining and posturing about employment, Choromatsu quit the only job he's ever had because he actually likes being a NEET and loves his brothers so much he couldn't stand being separated from them." If mom finds out I'm dead.
- Apparently it's February.
- Valentine's Day is the worst.
- VALENTINE'S DAY IS THE BEST?!?!?!
- The gacha machine gave me a frog kigurumi. What the fuck?
- I can't see any of us murdering each other.
- Night patrol robots?? What???
- Zanarkand(?)'s bosses getting desperate? Not only the robots but motives too?
- Motive was a secrets one. Mine said "After a year of whining and posturing about employment, Choromatsu quit the only job he's ever had because he actually likes being a NEET and loves his brothers so much he couldn't stand being separated from them." If mom finds out I'm dead.
- Apparently it's February.
- Valentine's Day is the worst.
- VALENTINE'S DAY IS THE BEST?!?!?!
- The gacha machine gave me a frog kigurumi. What the fuck?
- I can't see any of us murdering each other.
- I was wrong.
- I saw the body. There was so much blood.
- My heart aches. I cried so much. I hate this.
- There was a trial. And an execution. It was the worst.
- Thomasin didn't deserve any of that.
Week 3
- This isn't my first time in one of these.
- Weird dream. Everyone had the same one. They say it's a memory. I believe it.
- Another motive. Hostage threat. They threatened Osomatsu-niisan and the others.
- I'll kill them. These bastards doing this to us.
- I saw the body. There was so much blood.
- My heart aches. I cried so much. I hate this.
- There was a trial. And an execution. It was the worst.
- Thomasin didn't deserve any of that.
Week 3
- This isn't my first time in one of these.
- Weird dream. Everyone had the same one. They say it's a memory. I believe it.
- Another motive. Hostage threat. They threatened Osomatsu-niisan and the others.
- I'll kill them. These bastards doing this to us.
- The machine gave me a bookmark that Riichan made for me. It hurts.
- Found Osomatsu-kun vol 1 at the book store. Took it with me. I can't let the others be kidnapped and put through this.
- I'm the only one who knows he's fictional, but I'm starting to wonder if I'm the ONLY fictional character here. Why is this happening to me? I want to go home.
- This place is haunted.
- It happened again.
- Beheaded. Didn't see the body. About to go to trial. I feel ill.
- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
- DRACULA?!?!
- At least my brothers are safe now...
- Found Osomatsu-kun vol 1 at the book store. Took it with me. I can't let the others be kidnapped and put through this.
- I'm the only one who knows he's fictional, but I'm starting to wonder if I'm the ONLY fictional character here. Why is this happening to me? I want to go home.
- This place is haunted.
- It happened again.
- Beheaded. Didn't see the body. About to go to trial. I feel ill.
- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
- DRACULA?!?!
- At least my brothers are safe now...
Week 4
- Another memory dream
- You've already lost your first kiss. That's important to remember. Don't worry, it was wonderful! ❤
- I just realized my old title was Champion Useless Heterosexual. Not that that's any better but why the change?
- Motive this week is changing the past? TIME TRAVEL?
- Meeting exploded. Yikes.
- Getting better at cooking I think.
- I SAW XANDER SHIRTLESS??? HE'S HOT??????
- Oh. That's why my title changed.
- Another meeting. This one went better. Someone may be helping us? Can't say much more.
- Another memory dream
- You've already lost your first kiss. That's important to remember. Don't worry, it was wonderful! ❤
- I just realized my old title was Champion Useless Heterosexual. Not that that's any better but why the change?
- Motive this week is changing the past? TIME TRAVEL?
- Meeting exploded. Yikes.
- Getting better at cooking I think.
- I SAW XANDER SHIRTLESS??? HE'S HOT??????
- Oh. That's why my title changed.
- Another meeting. This one went better. Someone may be helping us? Can't say much more.
- Going to a slumber party with everyone else tonight! Hopefully no murder this time.
- Goddamnit.
- I feel so bad for Touko-chan. We have to catch who did this.
- HOLY SHIT
Week 5
- NO
- NO NO NO NO
- HE ATE HIM HE ATE HIM ALIVE
- I HATE THIS. I WANT TO GO HOME. I JUST WANT TO WAKE UP AND EVERYONE ELSE TO BE ALIVE AND FINE. I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY BROTHERS AGAIN.
- Goddamnit.
- I feel so bad for Touko-chan. We have to catch who did this.
- HOLY SHIT
Week 5
- NO
- NO NO NO NO
- HE ATE HIM HE ATE HIM ALIVE
- I HATE THIS. I WANT TO GO HOME. I JUST WANT TO WAKE UP AND EVERYONE ELSE TO BE ALIVE AND FINE. I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY BROTHERS AGAIN.